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Goofy Goblin

You call someone this when they are genuinely ugly or just as a joke, you can say this to your boss, best friend, that one teacher, boyfriend, ex, a Walmart employee, your uncle in jail, my uncle in jail, and your parents. If you wanna go crazy call that person a silly goofy goblin.
mad-e: I'm talking to this guy rn and I think he's ghosting me....i still love him tho
lin-z: he's a Goofy Goblin for that
by Hater_I-hardly-know-her-1789 September 14, 2022
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Nicotine Goblin

A nicotine goblin is a term used to describe person addicted to products containing nicotine such as cigarettes, but especially vapes and pens.
These people turn into nicotine goblins when facing forced withdrawals, usually from misplacing their vape.
Billy: Holy hell Jessica’s apartment was trashed.

Tony: She’s been tearing the place apart

looking for her vape, that girl is a nicotine goblin.
by Wannabatonda zuglooch February 22, 2023
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badge goblin

A dude that cares way too much about Discord badges, and tries to get them in every way possible, like selling or buying them.
Wow new badge all these badge goblins will be eating this thing up!!!
by tvrhd2022 May 17, 2023
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polish the hairy goblin

It refers to when someone masturbates, specifically a nerdy computer geek type.
"Just taking a break from World of Warcraft to polish the hairy goblin".
by ForceGrip86 May 12, 2011
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Gripping the goblin

I was gripping the goblin to some cornhub shit. bungthebooce
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Room full of goblins

I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins.
I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins. I was crazy once! I was locked in a room, a room full of goblins.
by Dj Nuts September 10, 2020
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Cold as a goblin's knob

God, I'm glad to be inside. It's cold as a goblin's knob out there.
by josekavalina December 20, 2021
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