Garbage Disposal

The act of a female eating a guy's ass until he shits and while he is taking a piss. (Bonus points if either one of them puke)

My girl gave me the best garbage disposal I've ever had yesterday. I shit almost instantly and she was puking into the sink as I was still taking a piss. What a Saturday night!

by Oochie Wally 95 January 28, 2024

Garbagement

A Government or a ruling party that doesn't cares about its people but only making money for themselves or foreigners coming to work.

It's a great country to live in but the Garbagement is full of shit.

by MosiAchebe November 10, 2020

garbage duck

Garbage duck is a sad attempt at insulting a person. Calling someone a garbage duck is usually done by elderly people who have severe dementia and have no idea where they are at. Garbage duck may be followed up by asshole, punk, or a threat to kick one's ass.

Don't come near me, you big garbage duck! Yeah you're just a big dumb garbage duck...you punk! Come over here and I'll kick your ass!

by garbageduck August 10, 2018

man garbage

The garbage that is a man (if they are indeed garbage) and or a woman who is the garbage for a man (if she is indeed garbage). An irrelevant person who makes ignorant decisions or makes flat out stupid comments. An insult toward a person who is lower than garbage. Also see fuckboy.

Eddie was offended when Andrea banged her fist on the table jokingly. He said "what is wrong with you!?" In a serious tone.
"Shut up, Eddie! You're man garbage!" Andrea replied.

Eddie said "you called me garbage!"
Andrea respnded "no, I called you man garbage. It is lower than garbage."

by AmyTequilahouse March 3, 2017

Garbage Merchant

Any retailer that sells junk, knowingly defective products, has shitty or non-existent technical support, and just sells completely and utterly useless crap. Garbage Merchant products should be bought and thrown directly in the trash. If you purchase from a Garbage Merchant, consider that you have just made a donation to them and got next to nothing in return.
Some examples of Garbage Merchant sales items include: 1) Anything at a dollar store, 2) knick-knack shops, 3) most independently owned, used car dealerships.

Two shoppers at a dollar store:

Shopper One: "This place has a lot of cheap crap."
Shopper Two: "Yeah, it's basically a Garbage Merchant."

by Jordicolas November 16, 2020

Garbage Picker

A person that waits for other players in a multiplayer competitive shooting game to wound other players, then swoops in to steal the kill. A facilitated kill due to taking advantage of other players.

"I almost got the last kill in COD but this garbage picker came in and took my kill!"

by AritheDarkOne August 26, 2013

Garbage Expression

Garbage Expression is a satirical form of expression that was discovered by Jonny Marrero through psychedelic experiences. GE usually portrays more emphasis on completely ignorant, obnoxious and crude comments. Very similar to the online trolling(as it's particularly used online and through other forms of social media), Garbage Expression is expressing completely ignorant/vile thoughts or ideas through any form of expression whether that be in real life or online, using phrases and thoughts that make people cringe or feel uncomfortable. Garbage Expression seems to be a now very prominent form of humor, as we are starting to see it in the media. A perfect example of Garbage Expression would be the humor portrayed through The Eric Andre Show.

Jonny is so into anti-comedy so much that he now uses garbage expression as a form of personal entertainment.

by ALBUS DUMBLEDORS October 17, 2016