Slur guitar

Something some retard pulls out of his ass because he doesn't know what slide guitar is and tries to sound like he knows what he's talking about.

Girl: I'm a slide guitarist
Douche: What's that
Girl: -explains-
Douche: Oh I do that too sometimes. I just thought it was called slur guitar.
Girl: Right.

by Assgrassapples April 27, 2009

brown guitar

the act of fisting ones asshole and then once your inserted you flick the nipples and move your fingers around as if your were playing a guitar

bobby was giving renee brown guitar lessons last night

by iloveplayingthepinkguitar December 28, 2009

strummin the guitar

When a girl gives a guy a hand job.

We went home from the bar together, and all she did was strum the guitar

by Turfman February 22, 2003

Air-Butt-Guitar

the sexual process of placing ones hand in anothers butt extending the fingers, and wiggling them around as if one were playing the air guitar.

i totally banged this girl last night and played favorite air-butt-guitar riffs.

by joshal November 12, 2007

guitarget practice

1. The act of shooting squinty-eyed dirty looks at the guitar player in your band (which he, unfortunately never see's because of guitar face!) when he decides to solo LOUDY through the entire song in his usual autistic way.

Q: So how was rehearsal Saturday?

A: It was more like guitarget practice - you know how Jimmy can be sometimes. . .

by 217 August 4, 2006

guitarded

The inevitable state attained when a normally skilled guitar player loses said skill after over-imbibing in alcohol and/or other narcotics, and can no longer play a normally easy song or riff.

Note: normally this is used only by the guitar player him/herself, as those in the vicinity are likely also too inebriated to notice the guitardedness.

1)Fuck! I'm guitarded. 2)I'll play you this song unless I'm already too guitarded.

by Kdott December 6, 2006

guitarist

Musician (occassionally) who thinks the entire world revolves around him...

"You need to play less bass on this one so that I can put in a 20 minute guitar solo..."

Typical Response to the above: "Bollocks/Piss Off/Fuck Off/Die Scum" The list could continue forever...

by PSYCHOBASS July 15, 2003