Skip to main content

Lead Guitar Syndrome

Also known as LGS.

A disorder which causes lead guitarist heads to swell to an unimaginable size, with a strange substance known as ego. Resulting in him gaining an inability to hear any other instrument in the band, causing a more frequent supply of solo's, shredding, too much treble, too much distortion, also his guitar always being a little louder than everyone else, and eventually being asked to leave as he does your head in.

Also this disorder is incurable. Get some reverb you gimps.
Drummer - Is it just me or did (lead guitarist) just do a 40 minute blues solo?
Bassist - Yeah he totally has Lead Guitar Syndrome
by IwasRaisedBySeaHorses May 13, 2011
mugGet the Lead Guitar Syndromemug.

playing the pink guitar

Arthur was "playing the pink guitar" when his secretary suddenly walked in his office.
by Buddha Mama December 15, 2008
mugGet the playing the pink guitarmug.

guitar hero fingers

from playing guitar hero excessively and having the joints in your fingers are sore and stiff and hard to move.

another side effect from guitar hero is
guitar hero tripping
guitar hero enthusiast: my god freebirds a bitch!
gave me guitar hero fingers, ouch!
by BE_PREPARED! August 26, 2007
mugGet the guitar hero fingersmug.

Air Guitar Syndrome

When your diabetic neuropathy is acting up to a point where you shake your hand infront of you and simulate playing the guitar.
While Richard was getting angry at snipers during search and destroy his Air guitar syndrome started acting up, After he sniffed his fingers and ate some wendy's chili
by TheZomLex January 10, 2023
mugGet the Air Guitar Syndromemug.

Guitar Center Shredder

The guy who only knows how to play 2 or 3 songs and uses the most expensive guitar in the store with the amp settings on max.
Customer- "Who's the guy playing Sweet Child of mine that 59'Les Paul?"

Cashier -" Oh, thats just our resident Guitar Center Shredder."
by Topkekemememem May 20, 2017
mugGet the Guitar Center Shreddermug.

Acoustic Guitar Guy

Profile of an acoustic guitar guy: The AGG can be found most often at college campuses and teen camps. The AGG is under the impression that he's very gifted when it comes to playing guitar, but in actuality is quite bad. He attempts to cover this up by singing and occasionally flipping his long hair, so long as it's not in his favorite hairstyle, the man-bun. His rolled pant legs and flip-flops are a desperate attempt to communicate that he doesn't care. The ultimate success to an AGG is acquiring a group of girls with low self-esteem and no musical talent, so that they are unable to recognize that he is really not great at guitar.
"Crap. All I wanted was coffee, but now this Acoustic Guitar Guy is going to impose his lousy music on me."
by Cmaliso November 12, 2015
mugGet the Acoustic Guitar Guymug.

Guitar Hero III

Bob: Hey wanna go to the movies tonight?
Tom: Fuck you! I'm playing Guitar Hero III!
by M-Kat January 15, 2008
mugGet the Guitar Hero IIImug.

Share this definition