The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum
-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!
by bossrossin February 22, 2017
A vase carefully made by an artist, usually made or glass, but sometimes it can be made out of dog food or rhinocerous earfluff, all depends on whta you have at hand.
Wife: I bought a bouqet of flower, do we have a glass vase?
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
Husband: Yeah, I bought a glass vase two months ago, I got a good deal on it too, don't break it.
by Auroean December 18, 2018
Military parlance for a nuclear strike. The extreme heat from a nuclear blast will render inert materials, like sand, into glass, or a glass-like state. Hence, the glass option.
by glass_option March 17, 2017
An absolute GOAT who won't take shit from anyone, and will knock them on their ass. He also has a sick backhand shot.
by tylertoestoes April 13, 2017
The preferred lubricant used by Donald Trump to increase the pleasure of torturing the asshole of Jeff Sessions for a year before he threw him out in the street.
Hey Jeff, drop your drawers and get over here right now you little monkey eared dumb Southerner. I've got a present for you - a new vial of ground glass with your name on it.
by Read and Write February 04, 2020
a fat cunt with glasses
by urnanisbrownbread October 10, 2019