The pejorative bastardisation or blend of two words: ‘fuck’ and ‘tard’ – the latter being a shortened version of ‘retard’, a derogatory word to describe those with lesser mental ability.
1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
1. (noun, common parlance) Someone blissfully unaware of their own needless stupidity. A ‘retard’ is not responsible for their mental (in)ability; whereas a ‘fucktard’ displays stupidity that is embarrassingly simple to personally avoid, thus arousing the psycho-cathartic four-stage reaction to fucktardery: 1) frustration; 2) disbelief; 3) hilarity; 4) ridicule (see example below).
2. (noun, archaic usage) A reprobate who engages in the sexually penetrative fucking of a retard; often resulting in rape due to the absence of the minimum level of mental capability required to issue consent on the part of the ‘tard’.
by mattyt_is@ August 19, 2009
Get the fucktardmug. someone who is unaware of how dumb they are and cannot comprehend the extent of their stupidity. Also a shorter way to say 'fucking retard'. Can be used on your friends, peers, and asshole drivers.
by Baptizle October 18, 2008
Get the [fucktard]mug. adj. fucking-retard, with fuck used as a prefix to emphasize the severity of retardation.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.
adv. fucktarded, the state of being a fucktard, such as running in a fucktarded way, or your girlfriends fucktarded.
by Lee Harvey Oswald, Grass Knoll October 9, 2008
Get the fucktardmug. by ace February 8, 2003
Get the fucktardmug. 1. verb - to discharge a firearm into the head of someone else, generally as punishment for something stupid that they did. Good for use on emo children.
2. noun - the act or instance of one being fucktarded.
2. noun - the act or instance of one being fucktarded.
1. "After that fool made me look like such an ass, I just busted out with my glock and fucktarded the bastard, spilling the contents of his head upon the nearby wall."
2. ***my pal shoots some emo child in the head***
Me: "man that was a damn sweet fucktard there."
2. ***my pal shoots some emo child in the head***
Me: "man that was a damn sweet fucktard there."
by skerj December 28, 2005
Get the fucktardmug. Rarely thinks before talks. Bags on peeps who ain't fucktards. No one should abuse themselves by being a fucktard.
See that fucktard over there? Dancing? throwing gang signs? Yah, that guy! Wanna mug him? C'mon! okay, lets fuck with him! Fuck that shit, let's can him! Then it's settled
by why do you care? June 26, 2003
Get the fucktardmug. A retarded motherfucker...
Stupid, dumb, idiot, fucker, waste of time, George Bush, dumbass, lifeless loser, gay, homophobe, a de de de, stupidass, stupid sadistic fucking abusive whore, retard.
Stupid, dumb, idiot, fucker, waste of time, George Bush, dumbass, lifeless loser, gay, homophobe, a de de de, stupidass, stupid sadistic fucking abusive whore, retard.
by mynameistook April 16, 2008
Get the fucktardmug.