by urmomknowsmylength January 20, 2022

Orlando: Hey Matt, you down for some COD customs?
Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!
Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.
Matt: I'd rather fuck a dolphin than play another custom match getting quick scoped!
Allison: Matt’s such a dolphin fucker.
by Repituar December 30, 2020

"Dip Fucker just called, needs to swap visitation weekends" That fucking asshole just called again, wants to borrow money.
by jebucha July 23, 2011

by thisguyandstufflikethat October 1, 2012

A nickname for that fine actor and selfless humanitarian, coined by disgruntled folks who have either been assaulted by or had some kind of run-in with him.
Yeah, he crossed over the yellow line and hit me head-on and changed my life, so I’ve earned the right to call him ‘that Penn fucker’ every once in awhile.
by Dr Bunnygirl November 7, 2023

Josh: Hey Dave did you hear about the spaghetti fucker?
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
Dave: Yeah man, he blew his load in it and made his own carbonara sauce out off it.
by Shitbird327 October 6, 2018

Kaleb says " You know, that guy who breaks into my dad's chevy and breaks the master lock key off in the cylinder instead of using, the chevy key sitting beside him. Not guna lie he's a stunned fucker."
by Canabiz December 13, 2022
