front ass

Large,swollen labia, usually an angry red color.The result of intensive frigging, may be accompanied by the loss of urination ability.

Ethel frigged her front ass until it swelled completely shut when she saw you-know-who.

by Butterball Turkey March 10, 2003

Frontin

False exterior. Being someone your not. E.g. Playaz!

..The Number Plates that are on my car.

'FRONTN'

Yeh baby.

I know that I'm carrying on, nevermind if I'm showing off
I was just frontin (you know I want ya babe)
I'm ready to bet it all, unless you dont care at all
But you know I want ya (you should stop frontin babe)

by Pharrell May 5, 2004

Front rump

The butt like shape protruding from the front of some peoples pants.

Eeeeew! Look at the front rump on that fugly chick.

by aunty social April 8, 2006

Front Bumper Douche Master

To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:

1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.

"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"

"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"

front bumper douche master

by Mr. BigStuff February 5, 2010

Front Line

the front line i.e the love life

If someone asks you hows the fornt line sed person is enquiring about your love life

BOY : " Much occuring on the front line lately??
Girl : " went to the cinemas with this boy saturday but nothing happned "

by ronmx January 3, 2010

frontal fart

a gassy discharge coming from the vaginal area otherwise known as her twat, cunt, or taco. Frontal farts, in most cases, follow and long and hard bang out session. Frontal farts are dry in nature if the banging was done safely and can be wet with spritzing effects that vary by how many loads were dumped before the discharge.

I {Fart Taster} just had some wild freaky shit with that bitch from special ed class. without warning she sat her muff on my face and made me eat here frontal farts

by Pointed Bottom Skills July 3, 2011

two front teeth

Something That You Want The Most For Christmas. From the song "All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth."

That 56" High Def Tv Is My Two Front Teeth!

by Tim Godsil December 24, 2007