by denvur July 20, 2008

fresh eggs | frɛʃ ɛɡz |
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism
Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
noun derogatory New Zealand colloquialism
Naive city folk who move to a rural area with the idea of living a stereotypical “country lifestyle”. Lifestyle blockers who get a chicken on their 0.5ha land and put up a sign at the end of their driveway to sell “Fresh Eggs”.
Town local: “Did you meet the new neighbours?”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
Another town local: “Penny and Wade McCarthy?”
Town local: “Yeah. They’re a couple of fresh eggs from Auckland.”
Other town local: “Mate! I just sold them a chook coop for $400.”
by TVNZ October 31, 2018

I picked up this slut at the bar last night. Said she was into anal. Was true but she turned out to be a fresh scoop.
by Eaton Holgoode January 14, 2019

A term used after having recently smoked a bowl to tell his/her sober friends that he/she is under the influence of marijuana
by Thutton June 30, 2011

Fresh meadows is a hood in queens. It’s technically 1 neighborhood but it’s really not. There is a suburban part where they have some nice houses. Then you have the apartments. The apartments nick name is “fresh ghetto” it’s not super dangerous and not many gangs. People usually make there own groups and do shit like hit licks. I’m writing this bc I done seen a TikTok on “trash hoods in queens” and fresh meadows was the first one and the comments were talking about how fresh meadows have nice houses. THATS THE SUBURBS PART NOT THE HOOD. THE VIDOE CLEARLY SHOWED THE DAMN APARTMENTS SO SMD :) nah but fr word to my dead fresh meadows is ass. The kids that live in the burbs keep showing off. But if u live in the apartments it’s pretty cool. 71st crescent where i stay and it’s cool. Sum u don’t want to do is be out at night just standing there. But there is a big ass park next to the apartments thats coo. U can play ball bc there is a big court outside. Also trapping is VERY easy here. Another thing is the NYPD is always there but they always in all the hoods bc they annoying asf :) also there are a lot of crackheads here
Me: u tryin to come over
Friend: word where u live at
Me: fresh meadows apartments :)
Friend: nahhhhh I’m good
Friend: word where u live at
Me: fresh meadows apartments :)
Friend: nahhhhh I’m good
by Quando rondo May 18, 2021

Alex came to the ppol having to wear those ugly swim shoes because his mom made him. I'd have to say they were pretty kick'n fresh
by Shelbs April 11, 2005

by A4L August 27, 2009
