A French Canadian. (also referred to as Franco-Canadians or Canadiens; French: Canadien(ne)s français(es)) are an ethnic group who trace their ancestry to French colonists who settled in Canada from the late 16th century onward.
"I had to pass a Frozen Frog on the interstate today. They must not know how to read the speed limit in the English Imperial System."
by John Cicero July 21, 2019

A mud frog is a synonym for poop or shit. It's most commonly used as a euphemism for a deuce about to plop out.
by SteamyGertrude February 1, 2018

by Joe Guz July 18, 2006

by crazytrucker March 14, 2015

Person 1: Bob the Frog loves flying!
Person 2: How does he fly is he’s a frog?
Person 1: He doesn’t! It’s very troubling!
Person 2: How does he fly is he’s a frog?
Person 1: He doesn’t! It’s very troubling!
by *LuluBean* April 7, 2022

John, on the phone: "I think I should have apologized. but then she might think I am a pussy. But now she thinks I am a fucking jerk. But I am just scared to apologize. I mean, maybe she should apologize first! After all,..."
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
Mark: "Dude, shut the fuck up! It's like a frog in a fucking blender!"
by mynameismark September 1, 2005

To cum unexpectedly onto someone's face. Generally done in a public place where the cummer has to jump to accurately hit the face.
by Quitus April 3, 2009
