garbage

Special/required clothing (“garb”), such as work-uniforms or costumes, that the wearer resents/finds offensive because:

(1) the clothes are uncomfortable, cumbersome, too light/heavy for ambient temperatures, etc.
(2) the garments are inelegant or overly plain, and so he feels that wearing the clothes is demeaning
(3) he dislikes the colors, styles, etc. as being too bold, loud, and/or needlessly-formal for the job/occasion
(4) the clothes’ material is too delicate and/or hard to keep clean/neat/undamaged, and so he finds them an arduous chore to care for and keep out of harm’s way while wearing them.

Every time I go to work, I have to wear that revolting starched-denim garbage they dish out --- ironed and pressed --- from the laundry-room. Eeeyyyewww...

by QuacksO November 29, 2011

garbage sommelier

A individual with expertise in pairing junk foods.

I paired a chocolate Dunkin' donut with a Coke - the fat mixed with the carbonation was exquisite. I'm a garbage sommelier.

by anonymous June 10, 2022

Boo-Boo Cheese Garbage

Phrase used to describe terrible sex/ vagina; any terrible experience

Bro how was last night?
Man shorty was boo-boo cheese garbage bro. I wasted my time.

by kamujenkins March 31, 2020

Ear Garbage

Coldplay.

I'm so glad my friend made me take the ear garbage out of my ear.

by Yemeyee August 9, 2012

Garbage-B-Q

A garbage can that is used as a B-B-Q. Usually made by the homeless for warmth and/or cooking. Most commonly seen in dark alleys at night time.

"Hey Chris, check out the fellas! They're roasting stolen corndogs and dead rats over their Garbage-B-Q in that dark alley. They always know how to have the best time."

by Linus S. Dillard June 10, 2012

garbage bop

boppers who coochie smell like a garbage can

darent:i tried to poke but i smelled something foul

rich:damn she was a garbage bop

by r@inb0wSKIT April 29, 2008

A Garbage Trash Head

My Ex

Yo you see Ex Over There?

Nah all i see is A Garbage Trash Head

by A Nigger With A Rocket Launche December 11, 2019