flonger

its better than a flange

you can do it you flonger!

gooarrrn my flonger!

by ishie and guy June 2, 2009

flying scorpion

a scorpion tied to a balloon or "attack zeppelin"

the flying scorpion demotivator has been quoted as saying "scorpion attack zeppelins, and you thought the bear cavalry and skeleton army were bad..."

by apsycogerbil August 8, 2009

Flingster

Someone who regularly partakes in flings which differ from a one-night stand. They prefer to sleep with the one person multiple times, generally over successive days, for example, a week-long fling. This is similar to the concept of a 'fuck buddy' but the difference is that a fling is not ongoing.

"They are such a flingster"

"Whatch out for that guy, I hear he's a bit of a flingster"

by Spacecadet83 February 21, 2010

flying african sandal

when you take a shit in a sandal, flipflop, chanckla, (e.t.c) and throw it at some one.

remember when i threw that flying african sandal at that guy

by zombiezedtwin12 June 19, 2010

Flying Castelli

Basically, a half and half drink (half vodka, rum, etc. and half mixer), that is made only by ballparking amounts with no exact measurements. Typically made by the college crowd who can only afford lower tier alcohol, it is designed to get you fucked up as fast as possible so you only taste the shitty alcohol for as little time as possible. The more drunk you get the better they are. Another great part about the Flying Castelli is that when drunk party girls ask you what you're making, and you have no fucking clue how to make anything, you just tell them you're making a Flying Castelli. They are instantly impressed and think it's some exotic drink, when in all actuality you are full of shit and just gained some poon points with some drunk girls.

"Man, I am so fucked. Pour me another Flying Castelli."

"Chris had one too many Flying Castelli's and thought he could fly. He jumped off the couch and broke the table."

Drunk Girl: What are you pouring?
You: Well miss, it's a Flying Castelli.
Drunk Girl: Oh my god! Are you a bartender? Did you go to bartending school? That's so hot!
You: Yeah. Something like that.
*Poon Points acquired*

by omgwtfwtf March 4, 2011

flying marlin

It is legend that the flying marlin originated withe Ernest Hemingway on one of his drunken excursions in Key West. This is when a male is stand up 69ing a girl while his friend waits in the closet with a camera. The friend emerges and snaps a picture as the man stand up 69in inserts his fingers in her vagina and smiles for the camera as if showing off a tropy marlin.

Looking through his vacation photos he came across the "flying marlin," with the old whore from Key West.

by Ernest Hemingballs69 June 5, 2011

Fling a Kibby

To pitch an angry fit or have a temper tantrum.

Don't touch my stuff or I will legit fling a kibby.

by binnska June 19, 2011