French Felcher

the french variation of the felcher is defined simply by the use of a "squiggly" straw.

That dirty french felcher stole all the damn squiggly straws!!

by SpigotOnHOT April 12, 2009

Fart Fetcher

Someone who willingly walks into an area known to have just been farted in

I left a bad rump rocket in the kitchen and told Jeff about it, being the dumbass fart fetcher he is, he walked into the kitchen and proceeded to masturbate.

by TheDungeonRaper April 5, 2010

felching

The practice of sucking, licking up semen from a guy's asshole.

I love felching a load out of a hairy guy's asshole.

by CubNSF November 7, 2015

felching

felching is the act of allowing a gerbil to root around in your colon

Bill and Ted had an amazing felching session last night.....till the gerbil got stuck and they wound up in the emergency room

by DanaLMay April 26, 2005

felchtube

A clear tube used to insert a rodent into one's anus.

No one was able to prove the Richard Gere rumor, mainly since no felchtube was ever found.

by rcr October 12, 2003

Feltcher

When Jake sucks the cum out of the other Jakes asshole, then sticks a worm up each others ass and sucks it out.

"DAMN JAKE! HURRY UP WITH THAT FELTCHING! Your getting just as bad as Steves mom...CATCH UP! Damn Jake, you are the worse feltcher I have ever fucked!"

by CakeFaceJake October 18, 2008

feltcher belcher

When a man ejaculates into someones asshole and then continues to suck the semen out of the butt through a straw.

He's a felcher belcher

by :) April 15, 2004