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faux invigordisastpublation

Masturbating in public in anticipation of a prediction of an Apocalypse which turns out to be wrong.
Man 1: There was a man in Times Square masturbating and yelling, "THE END IS NEIGH".

Man 2: So you mean he was faux invigordisastpublation?

Man 1: I dont know what that means but you sound smart so I guess yes, he was faux invigordisastpublation.
by Pseudonymimity Joe October 22, 2013
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Faux ' pu

When you're unsure if you need to poo, let off a little steam then you no longer need to poo.
William was sure he had to poo but it is temporarily a "faux ' pu"
by Kmz91695 May 8, 2023
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Faux Low

People characterized as being a fake low-life bitch.
Jamie is acting like a faux low because she was talking about kris behind her back.
by jamiehoster May 27, 2022
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faux celebrity

People who are "famous" for absolutely no legitimate reason. Reality TV "stars" and YouTube "stars" are the primary demographic for faux celebrity status because their only real claim to fame is from playing out (usually) scripted, idiotic life scenarios for the sole entertainment of the masses that eat it up like an ice cream sundae. They generally get paid big money for creating garbage viewing.
YouTubers and Reality TV people aren't "real" celebrities. They're a faux celebrity because there's no real reason for them to be famous.
by Mysteh September 20, 2022
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faux fresh

Cornbread that is topped with butter and microwaved. It's like it's fresh, but it's not.

Can sometimes refer to any room temperature food that is revamped via butter and microwave. But mostly just cornbread.
They have cornbread in the dining hall today! Faux fresh time!!
by madam333 January 22, 2011
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faux fall

When it isn’t summer but it’s too hot for fall. Faux Fall🍂🍃
The calendar says the season changed to fall, stores are advertising cozy sweaters, everything pumpkin spiced and football games but it’s still a sweltering 90 degrees out, that’s Faux Fall, y’all. ☀️🥵
by Saltyseagal October 4, 2020
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Faux Plow

Fake fucking, pretend sex, as done in movies, TV series,etc... All the rhythemic moving, none of the "action".
Every 6 minutes in Game of Thrones features people faux plowing like its nobody's business.
That show is a neverending faux plow.
by CrimsonArcher95 January 24, 2015
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