used to describe attributes which initially seem douchey, but upon further reflection, are realized to be inconsistent with being a "douchebag."
Faux douchebag: "I don't drink beer I only drink hard alcohol."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
Observer 1: "What a douchey comment."
Observer 2: "That's not even douchey; it's worse. Douchebags obviously drink beer. That's faux douchey."
by CoffeeDrinker August 17, 2010
Code word used for a drug. Means fake but actually real, totally throwing anyone else listening or reading off the trail. Fun because you can just be anywhere openly talking about it or even yell out to a friend to bring you some “FAUX!”
by FreakyFelonFriday February 06, 2021
A hoe but but with too high standards, leading to lack of promiscuity, hence a lack of hoeing. Pronunciation: rhymes with hoe.
by NoMilkAfterEight April 01, 2022
A word people mainly use to describe fake material because wearing fake fur and leather hurts their ego.
by Cazkey April 02, 2019
Do not eff and blind too much. You may end up being caught on the faux pes by your friends, tarnishing your hard-earned image.
by uttam maharjan July 23, 2010
by jamiehoster May 27, 2022
People who are "famous" for absolutely no legitimate reason. Reality TV "stars" and YouTube "stars" are the primary demographic for faux celebrity status because their only real claim to fame is from playing out (usually) scripted, idiotic life scenarios for the sole entertainment of the masses that eat it up like an ice cream sundae. They generally get paid big money for creating garbage viewing.
YouTubers and Reality TV people aren't "real" celebrities. They're a faux celebrity because there's no real reason for them to be famous.
by Mysteh September 20, 2022