faux camel toe

the appearance of female crotch wedgie that is creates by pants that bag out in the crotch, not a snuggle up.
why can't I fit my pants right, I can't stand faux camel toe.
by maidlisamarian December 11, 2014
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Faux-liage

Plastic or silk plants used in place of real ones.
Karen's redecorated the apartment in a jungle theme! There's faux-liage from (insert chain store here) everywhere. At least she can't kill plastic plants!
by CathieT March 10, 2021
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faux procreation

act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child.
i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!
by grinde7 April 04, 2008
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Faux Prep

Imitating the actions or processes of entering a bikini comp, without officially vying for the prize
Thinking I won’t compete in the comp but will ‘faux prep’ so I look like I could.

Might do a ‘faux prep’ to lose some weight
by Insaniti Fitness June 20, 2021
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faux pes

literally false foot. Used in the phrase on the faux pes, meaning at a disadvangage.
Do not eff and blind too much. You may end up being caught on the faux pes by your friends, tarnishing your hard-earned image.
by uttam maharjan July 23, 2010
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Faux Low

People characterized as being a fake low-life bitch.
Jamie is acting like a faux low because she was talking about kris behind her back.
by jamiehoster May 27, 2022
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faux-cliche

A saying that appears to be a cliche but has probably never been said before or has no actual right being a cliche
Transcendence: How was selling tacos at Paco's Taco Stand?
Parkman47: I made as much that was as a dead man makes selling dirt
Transcendence: You know, hombre, that's a fucked up cliche
Parkman47: Yea, I just made it up, it's a total faux-cliche
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