Lightning McQueen Fast

Grabbing penis, squeezing it hard, and going really fast.

"Hey baby, next time you send me a video, go Lightning McQueen fast.

by crazygirllll December 9, 2021

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long, deep, fast, and repeatedly

long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.

Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023

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Pull a fast one

To go to the bathroom to drink or Jack off or have sex with someone

Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired

by Assume the position July 24, 2019

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Think Fast Chuckle Nuts

My favorite meme involving scout. It involves a cringe video interrupted by scout with the phrase "Think Fast Chuckle Nuts" followed by a flash bang. In one variation of the meme the flashbang is caught

scout:Think Fast Chuckle Nuts
pyro:*catches flashbang & yeets*

by raybeez February 19, 2022

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