Fast forward phoney

Anyone who forwards e-mails full of bullshit without fact checking them first.
At first I thought that guy was way smart, but after checking Snopes I see he is just a fast forward phoney
by Eddy Current July 18, 2011
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long, deep, fast, and repeatedly — A skill attributed to a man who is capable of using both a knife and his penis in the exact same way. A warrior in the streets and a master in the sheets; he gets to the battle early and is definitely the last and only one to leave. If you are a woman he may call you back; and, if you are a man he will call the meat wagon and tell them where your body is cooling and to come and pick you up before you start to stink.

This type of character was best captured by Walter Mosley in the person of Raymond “Mouse” Alexander in his Easy Rawlins stories.
Watch out for the men from North Carolina; they will bring a knife to a fist fight and cut you long, deep, fast, and repeatedly. And the women say that they fuck the exact same way. They are bad motherf*ckers.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler March 13, 2023
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Pull a fast one

To go to the bathroom to drink or Jack off or have sex with someone
Dude that one female I was telling you about showed up at my job she wouldn't leave me alone so I had to pull a fast one I thought I was gonna get fired
by Assume the position July 24, 2019
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Think Fast Chuckle Nuts

My favorite meme involving scout. It involves a cringe video interrupted by scout with the phrase "Think Fast Chuckle Nuts" followed by a flash bang. In one variation of the meme the flashbang is caught
scout:Think Fast Chuckle Nuts
pyro:*catches flashbang & yeets*
by raybeez February 19, 2022
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Live fast, die young

They tend to be rockers, glamorous, rich and / or famous, with tragic deaths.
Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse.
by Chechu September 18, 2013
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Why you coming fast?

A phrase used when someone crashes their bike into you and you hit your head.
Biker: *Rides and hits man*
Man: ARE YOU BILND? YOU CANT SEE ME?
Biker: s o r r y
Man: WHY YOU COMING FAST?
by fgt lmao rofl November 22, 2018
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Pull a fast one

When you go to the bathroom or saying you are going to use the bathroom but you are actually going to get drunk do drugs jerk off or have sex or leave
by Goozoozfrabaa September 13, 2019
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