The Waldo Family

The family that will annoy any other family having a good time by being loud and obnoxious in the nerdiest manor possible. As a result, the families often spend their time playing "Where's Waldo?" while looking and dressing the part. Annoying behaviors the Waldos exhibit are immense, ranging from the nightly family meetings to holding hands and singing in your favorite hangout spot. Wherever there's joy, there's a Waldo on route to ruin it.

Person 1: "Hey, could you tell the Waldo family to be quiet while the movie is on?"

Person 2: "I would, but I can't see them!"

Person 1: "But I can't even hear the show, all I hear is them saying tips and tricks for math problems!"

by AkBeast August 10, 2019

Fenech Family

The craziest and coolest family ever! They sit around campfires in the pouring rain and listen to oldies all night long. Someone in the family owns a cat named Albert, and one member is actually a tickle monster. About good portion of the family are hicks, while the rest are dying from smog inhalation.

I wish i was part of the Fenech family! They're the best!

by afer94 June 7, 2009

Darkest family

The darkest family on the internet!

Friend: “hey you wanna hangout tonight?”

Me: “no thanks I’m going to be hanging out with Crazy M and the rest of the darkest family!”

by Darkestfamilyharley May 11, 2018

holy family

where the 8th grade girls eat glurt, the boys are all secretly gay, the teachers are socially awkward, and the lunch tastes like ass

someone: do you go to holy family?
someone else who go to holy family: yessssurrr
someone: ur gay asf prob

by sup lol December 23, 2019

chosen family

friends or close people that you consider your family; people that you have chosen to be a part of your life forever

"those guys are my chosen family."

by what.is.pseudonym November 16, 2022

The family card

Family card is when your parents or grandparents clams that you future husband or wife will leave you cause your bad at work or cooking and that amusing that you will have a family or not.

Tokiko “ sigh “ my mom pull out the family card by assuming that I’m going to have a husband in the future who going to divorce me, alll because I was bad at laundry and I told I was going to be asexual.”

Friend” oh I’m sorry “

by Tokiko Tsuji January 11, 2020

family guy

The funniest, most random, and entertaining show ever created by man kind in the history of the world. The show kicks ass. Seth Mcfarlen is a pure genious! There is not a better show out there.

I have quit my religion and made Family Guy my bible.

by Josh Havier August 29, 2005