Fallong

n. an epic fail... most commonly known in the act of typing v. an act of failing... most commonly related to as the action of falling.

Help! im fallong!

by un girlscout November 29, 2009

jimmy fallon stan

a fan of jimmy fallon, host of The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon. see falpal

i saw a jimmy fallon stan on twitter today. their fandom so pure.

by doyoulikemyhandle March 1, 2020

Pulling a Fallon

When an unsuspecting sexually repressed male falls prey to a clever succubus type female, usually found on myspace, inducing him to have unprotected sex with her, only to magically find that some relatively short period later, she's pregnant and it "could" be his. Her "timeline" of previous sexual partners and ultrasound photos more than clearly cast a shadow of doubt on the aforementioned repressed male's less than legitimate claim to fatherhood. This is predated by a screening process whereby the female cleverly ascertains his accumulated wealth and propensity to not shy away from responsibility, including, but not limited to, fatherhood. The female usually has less than admirable career goals, usually working some dead end job at a mall store, turning the unsuspecting male into a de facto sugar daddy.

Dude, she is pulling a Fallon on his ass!

Yo bro, I wouldn't mess with that broad, she about to be pulling a Fallon on your trust fund ass.

I'd give her 3:1 odds shes pulling a Fallon on him.

by Will the Thrill Ferreira July 31, 2007

your rugs are falling out

an expression; used to imply that a person is acting madly or has said something absurd

x: i really love the smell of poop
y: dude, your rugs are falling out

by jjsmith128 October 14, 2014

Fallon

An incredibly smart and nice girl. Usually blonde, tall, and blue eyed. Loves waffles. She can be bossy and loud at times. She's usually lesbian. Has boobs the size of an entire state. Overall, Fallon's are pack leaders and everyone follows them. :)

Wow wow wow Fallon told me I was in the group!

Aww man you lucky!

I know to bad she's lesbian.

by Nobodyspexcial September 27, 2013

Falling Freak

A slightly retarded person named Val who falls unconcsious off of beds.

Val fell off of the bed due to her unconcsiousness.

by Anonimous July 26, 2004

Falken

Me. I am Falken.

Falken is a man. A man with a plan. The plan to define every word in here. I didn't say it was a good plan. Fuck you.

by Falken January 17, 2003