Facial Symmetry

When two men ejaculate their load onto a woman's face at the same time and try and distribute their cum equally across her face.

"Tom and Harry get Jane a right good plastering there - complete facial symmetry achieved."

by HairyDave June 13, 2024

Creampie facial

1. A multi-step sexual act in which a man first has consensual intercourse with a woman that results in a creampie. The woman will then ride the man's face giving a facial made from the creampie.

Creampie: ejaculating inside a woman's vagina, letting it ooze out.
Facial: the act of ejaculating on one's face.

I wasn't expecting a creampie facial when I creampied her.

by D!ck5l!m3r December 31, 2024

Facial

When a man released his kids onto a face (man or woman), typically after sex or a blowjob.

Sally told John not to cum in her mouth, so he gave her a facial instead.

by MikeN_Ike August 3, 2020

Appalachian facial

When you pull your dick out of a woman’s pussy and finish in your hand, then throw it in her face as hard as possible.

Damn we were so drunk on shine that I gave that stripper an Appalachian Facial.

by Liberty and Bourbon September 27, 2022

jersey facial

When someone gets a facial and their spray tan runs off with it.

I only realized her tan was fake after I witnessed the Jersey Facial

by Joseph Bees January 23, 2020

Texas Pete facial

When you shake a slightly opened bottle of Texas Pete hot sauce unknowing that it was open and slinging hot sauce into someone’s face and eyes.

That shit was hot!!

Well that’s a Texas Pete facial for ya.

by Soupdetaco March 9, 2024

facial buckies

It means burned royally.

You asked Shelia out and she said no? Facial Buckies!

by The curly haired white man April 21, 2023