chicken facial

When you’re too high to cut onions correctly and put your face over a pot of boiling chicken.

Hey roomie, I’m cutting these onions wrong can you help me out with a chicken facial?

by Becky#1 September 14, 2021

Facial Hair

The result of a imprecise male ejaculation onto ones face. If ejaculate lands on, or drips onto the receiving parties hair, they now have facial hair.

I really hope I don't end up with facial hair after this is all over.

by SomethingALittleMoreSpecial November 30, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Disabled Facial

Whenever you receive a facial from a handicapped individual

“Woah, did you hear about Jensen?”

“Yeah, I heard that Timmy gave her a Disabled Facial. That’s so sick. I didn’t even know it worked”

by JoeKempIII July 25, 2019

Pancake facial

When you bust a chubby on two broads and smoosh their faves together before you blow

“oi did you see the pic of John givin Courtney and her friend a good pancake facial??”

by Akamakakakkassfart November 19, 2017

lava facial

When he jizzes on your face and throws you in the fire

Hey gurl why you burnt not turnt, "just a casual lava facial w bbc dude

by Archie weaver February 17, 2017

Blueberry Facial

(v); when you jizz on someone’s face and then throw a handful of blueberries to see how many stick.

“Hey babe, do you want a Blueberry Facial? We can try to beat our high score.”

by InkedShy September 26, 2020