Fortnite 

Fortnite Battle Royale, or as we like to call it, Virgin Simulator 2018 has become the most played free to play game but also the most expensive. “oh look at me I have a skeleton costume, gimme my fucking $600”.

Go commit fortnite

Fortnite by Hummus muncher October 7, 2018

fortnite 

that one cringey, stupid as hell, BITCH ASS GAME THAT NO ONE WILL SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT AND WHEN THEY'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT IT THEY'RE STEALING THEY'RE MOMS CREDIT CARD OR POSTING ABOUT ABOUT THEY'RE BITCH ASS BATTLE ROYALES.

Michael : Hey I heard Markus plays fortnite.
Jayse : Really!? well damn (sighs) another one bites the dust.

fortnite by Eat_Dat_Pussy_122 October 10, 2018

fortnite 

that fucking cartoon game where players jump off a flying blue van in the sky with a parachute. The game is mostly dominated by some guy named ninja who apparently has Ligma, and some kids with autism. And sadly the game probably won't go away until some new crap is released like minecraft 2 or some shitty roblox remix game for the autism kids. For now just hold on.

-AUTISM SQUEALING- I was pLayIng FortNitE the OthEr dAY anD gOT 2o KiLls, oMg. I aLso mEt tHis dUde nAmed NinJA u KnoW.

fortnite by Fatboy234 October 11, 2018

Fortnite 

A game that people play if they are friendless gay little faggots. Mostly played by rich children whom spend 4,000$ a week on gift cards so they can get a new female skin to beat their dick to

Rich kid one- Aye bruh I got some Chikfila wanna suck eachothers dicks and play some fortnite

Rich kid 2- yeah dude let’s rek these skrubs they are trash I bet I can take all their dicks in my ass at once

Rich kid 1- you can take mine

Rich kid 2- naw nigga let’s get the victory first

Fortnite by Big fat nigga November 16, 2018

fortnite 

a game that sucks life out of 9 year old human males and also sucks their parents money out of their credit cards.

9 year old: oh look i got a victory royal in fortnite
busybody else: no one cares.

fortnite by gnillort fo retsam eht November 19, 2018

Fortnite 

THE STUPIDEST THING THAT HAS EVER EXISTED IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE, ANYONE WHO PLAYS IT IS A FUCKING RETARD AND EVERYONE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT

Guy 1: Fortnite sucks
Guy 2: I agree

Fortnite by YEETUSBOI November 21, 2018

Fortnite 

An extremely popular shooter game that continues to get worse due to constant change nothing stays the same for more than 0.00000000000000000000000000000001 seconds.

I don’t play fortnite because it is currupted.

Fortnite by crazyrcman1 November 28, 2018