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Fashion Goon

Ya know that guy at the function with too many flashy brands and not enough taste. Wearing rings on every finger. A modern day hype beast.
Bro don’t wear 4 rings on your date, she’s gonna know you’re a fashion goon.
by Lil jawn July 25, 2025
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fashion racist

A person who is biased to a particular style or kind of clothing.
The police are fashion racist againt kids who wear urban clothing.
by prophet May 7, 2015
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ketchup on your fashion

when you have a very fashionable outfit and then put on something that is very clashing.

or

When someone is wearing something similar to your outfit but they make it look terrible.
That sweater is Ketchup on fashion.

or

Fucking Vanessa is ketchup on your fashion.
by impulse101xxs January 16, 2011
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fashion-blind

Someone who thinks they have good fashion sense, but they don't.
Nick: have you seen what Kyle is wearing?
Lucy: Omg he is so fashion-blind
by Luick July 18, 2016
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fashion paralysis

An inability to follow latest fashion trends. Someone who suffers fashion paralysis tends to wear same outfit again and again (even though it's completely obsolete in terms of trend, as long as it usable and not damaged) and won't bother to buy any new outfit
For people who tell me that i'm broke: I've got money, but i'm suffering fashion paralysis. And i just buy an outfit which makes me comfortable
by Sir. B December 5, 2021
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Fashion dread

A derogatory term used for dread heads that don’t practice Rastafarian beliefs and only have dreadloc for the fashion and aesthetics.
Rasta you eating pork

Reply:yeah.
Fire fi a fashion dread
by Dimepivshhh February 1, 2023
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The Heighth of Fashion

What Alex and his droogs wear in Anthony Burgess' novel, A Clockwork Orange.
"The four of us were dressed in the heighth of fashion,
which in those days was a pair of black very tight tights
with the old jelly mould, as we called it, fitting on the crutch
underneath the tights, this being to protect and also a sort
of a design you could viddy clear enough in a certain light,
so that I had one in the shape of a spider, Pete had a rooker
(a hand, that is), Georgie had a very fancy one of a flower,
and poor old Dim had a very hound-and-horny one of a
clown's litso (face, that is), Dim not ever having much of an
idea of things and being, beyond all shadow of a doubting
thomas, the dimmest of we four. Then we wore waisty
jackets without lapels but with these very big built-up
shoulders ('pletchoes' we called them) which were a kind of
a mockery of having real shoulders like that. Then, my
brothers, we had these off-white cravats which looked like
whipped-up kartoffel or spud with a sort of a design made
on it with a fork. We wore our hair not too long and we had
flip horrorshow boots for kicking." -
by Sacreum February 18, 2024
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