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Old Fashioned Bastard

1.) (Noun)to take a woman out to dinner/date, making sure the woman drinks copious amounts of alchohol, and then engage in rigorous anal sex immediately thereafter. See anal.

2.) One who engages in above definition
1.) Matt and I went to dinner last night, got wasted, and then he gave me an old fashioned bastard. I don't know what that is, but I know when you wake up your ass really hurts.

2.) I know Matt slipped me rufies last night because my ass hurt when I woke up. What an old fashioned bastard!
by u8wood May 13, 2005
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fashionister

Male version of fashionista.

A man who is into fashion.
He's such a fashionister ... we all look like slobs standing next to him.

"Is that Daniel?" ... "no! Daniel is a fashionister! he wouldn't be caught in those sweatpants!"
by VGVGVG March 23, 2010
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fashioncore

Now, I've noticed people that are actually writing these definitions hate the term and therefore have very biased opinion. In order to really understand what it means, you have to be open to it, or maybe even consider yourself “fashionxcore.”

Fashionxcore is a term NOT only for “scene-sters” and people in bands that are image conscious. To be fashionxcore you have to be fashion forward, very confident with wearing stuff that not everyone will have the guts to wear. It just so happens that those people tend to be the show goers and bands. They tend to have the most outrageous hair, the most impressive style. And it’s a tad irritating that people seem to hold that against them.

Guys in skinny tight girls pant? Not every guy is so confident with his sexuality that he can actually pull those off without feeling like a fag, same goes for the hair. Usually the people “bashing” fashionxcore are people that don’t understand it and/or don’t have enough confidence to pull off anything as drastic themselves.

It has turned into somewhat of a joke, but that’s fine. To each their own.
"isn't that guy SOOOOO fashioncore???"
by xogabixo November 9, 2006
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Fashioncore

Whats so hardcore about wearing girl pants?, If you were truly hardcore you would be wearing cut-off jeans, a tank top, and sandals...In the winter. And you woulden't listen to whiney ass music.
No Dear, We can't butt-fuck tonight!
by iwannabeanalcoholic January 17, 2005
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Old Fashioned mop

After a guy gives a girl a facial he grabs his cock by the shaft and smears the mess around around on her face with his balls. Much like swabbing the deck with an old fashioned string mop.
her face was a wet mess, but she still didn't seem to appreciate me cleaning it up with the old fashioned mop.
by swabbie August 10, 2010
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Fashiontabulous

Someone who keeps tabs on the latest fashion trends and rocks out the look in public.
I ran out and bought a bathing suit after seeing what Hally Berry wore in the Bond flick "Die Another Day" so I can look as Fashiontabulous as her on the beach.
by teutonicprincess April 17, 2009
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Fashionably late-anista

A person who doesn't just arrive late to everything, they arrive late to everything and expect congratulations for arriving at all, special treatment, and prizes.
Who does Blaine think he is, Cher? You cannot walk into one of Brecht's parties three hours late and demand a blunt in a pina colada wrapper, your own bottle of Veuve, and a foot massage!

Girl, didn't you know? He's a total fashionably late-anista.
by Miz James October 4, 2011
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