falcon punch

v. The act of forcefully shoving one's fist - in a punching motion - up a female's rectum during intercourse, often whilst shouting "Falcon Punch!" Also referred to as fisting or buttrape, though those don't include the catchy punching words =D Taken from Captain Falcon.

"I love it in the butt!"
"FALCON PUNCH."
"AUGH."

by Lucifer Ann November 7, 2007

Failcom

An increasingly popular slang term short for FAILed COMpany (or Failing Company)

Believed to have originated in the internet forums of the failing software company Funcom, responsible for the disastrous Age of Conan MMO.

1. Failcom are a rubbish software company.

by Pulonium October 20, 2008

Falcon Pinch

A falcon Pinch is the act of Making A woman Bleed from the Vagina. Involving Inserting the thumb and first finger. Reaching to the top if the uterus, Pinching it and pulling it as far down as you can before releasing.

Resulting In a River Rapid of Blood.

I totallay gave Conor's mum a Falcon Pinch last night and she bled Enough for 100 Tranfusions.
Up, Pinch, Pull, Ping!

by lolerdexyallanwins. July 8, 2010

Blue Falcon

The act of diming out your friends or leaving them out of something they would have want to be involved in. Otherwise know as a sell out or in the military a "Buddy Fucker".

Jason Berry "Blue Falconed" me for lunch today!!

by ilbbc January 26, 2010

Falcon

A very low-quality hooker

Friend: Don't bother paying for that Falcon, it's not worth it

by UnhappyCustomer July 25, 2011

falcon beach

1. A stupid tv series(actually i never watched it but i just assume its not worth waisting my time)

2. My sister trying to be funny - she only realized it since she has to sound words out when she's reading.
After tv commercial.

michelle; "daniel, your a falcon beach " (annoying high pitched laugh)

by daniel curtis June 29, 2006

Falcon Punch

What hookers use to save time

FALCON PUNCH!!!!!!!!!!

by 812479 January 1, 2010