Ethan

A young boy who's favorite foods are meat and beans.

That kid looks very healthy, I wonder what his diet consist of. He is probably a Ethan

by Creepah101 August 27, 2014

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A fucking awesome, cool, stylish, guy. Smooth with the ladies, and they all wanna do him. Also probably bestfriends with somebody named Zach.

Ethan is a total douche. But he's cool, so i love him.

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An Ethan is a person who own's a pig and feeds it bacon. An Ethan is known to rape his pig several times a day and then hide it in the basement.

Person 1: Dude, that guy feeds his pet pig bacon!

Person 2: OH GOD! HE'S SUCH AN ETHAN!

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Ethan, he's a huge dick. People named ethan are self-centered and don't actually think about the feelings of the girl he dates. Ethan's are people who think they're good at stuff like parkour but really, they know they suck on the inside.

Ethan: Hi what's up ladies!
Sara: ew get away, he's just another Ethan.

by BigBoyBeef August 26, 2014

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Fuckin bitch with a small dick

Ethan is so fucking stupid

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A massive fatty patty. No one likes him. He stays home all day with his cats. He likes to bully other people! One time he strangled his brother because he asked for the wifi password. A mean bean for sure.

Ethan, you are a ruh tard.

Ethan, you are wanted at the principal's office.

Uh oh, he looks bad. Like baaaad. Must be an Ethan.

by Legend10101010101 December 12, 2016

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