El-Jayed

The act of being an expert in everything and anything, regardless of its obscurity.

Person A: Hey guys I'm looking for some help with training my African elephant to do cartwheels in a zero gravity simulator while on crystal meth.

Person B: I think I know a guy who has done that in the past...

Person C: On my elephant farm, we never allowed our African elephants in a zero gravity environment but our Asian elephants love it, especially coupled with crystal meth.

Person D: LOL, you got El-Jayed Bro

by sleeper09 July 26, 2012

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El Walli

A pessimistic hypercritic that has never attempted or bettered an outcome that he is critiquing about someone else.

Particularly critical of others culinary skills even though they never exhibit anything of merit.

“He thinks he could do a better job - but he is too lazy to even try, what an El Walli”

by Smountie20 July 18, 2020

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El mouse

A Spanish mouse who loves to say lmao. You can also pronounce this word Lmouse.

El mouse bro thats pretty funny

by Ginger_jesus1234 July 20, 2019

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El mac

The largest geezer around. Always down for a root and will supply bikkies.has the ketamine in the back room so just ask for it.

Ay Jerry ya el mac don't spook the ducks, nigga

by Race car November 3, 2019

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el Ratto

Popular german meme

el Ratto kommt und isst dich lol

"el Ratto will come and eat you lol"

by N1klas September 21, 2021

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El Grinque

This title represents the epitome of a thug, the highest peak one man may become once he has slaughtered millions of individuals. Never mess around and lightly use this title, only the chosen are worthy.

Yo El Grinque, thats the word muddy?

by EzikielFragrance August 19, 2023

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