Father Eli

The holy one who protects all. He has all knowledge of women and history.

Look at that father Eli.

by Father Eli July 4, 2019

Eli

A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.

“I have a boyfriend named Eli”

by Richard Nixon July 18, 2019

Eli

Eli is a funny, attractive guy who will support you he is probably the nicest guy you’re met. Eli is very talented he likes to ride his bike in races and marathons on Saturdays. If you meet a Eli he is probably a Christian.

Eli won a bike Champion award

by Anna1everything is awesome July 23, 2019

Eli

A little shit head

Stop being an Eli

by NNNwinner2019 November 27, 2019

Eli

a little fag who only few people like. he wheres dumbass toques and usually has blond hair. His favorite time of day is when he goes home and gets dicked down by his dad

Boy 1 :Whos that kid over there?
Boy 2 :Oh thats Eli
Boy 1 : hmmm, fag.

by SWNDWJHFWHFW December 11, 2019

Eli

A controlling jealous pothead that literally nobody likes except for very select people

Oh, you're hanging out with Eli? I don't want to go now.

by Mpoo345 December 12, 2019

Eli Lloyd

Someone who is way too happy and thinks they know everything when they don't and all they do is make people feel worse

That clown is such an Eli Lloyd

by buddyandtobiaslois December 14, 2019