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tennis shoe express

Walking. Especially when you have no car or your car is not working or your ride left you.
Car's bork, friends on FB-silence, Uber hatin' . Guess I'm taking the tennis shoe express.
by dp0303 October 7, 2017
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Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.
“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”
by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025
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Overly expressive Homosexual

Mostly a guy who has to tell everyone in every sentence they produce that they are into men or how their sexlife looks like how many partners they had this week e.g
A guy is an Overly expressive Homosexual cuz he needs validation on his Sexuality as his only Charactertrait.
by Dest1ny January 25, 2023
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Pine Apple Express

The act of breaking a bong over someone’s head.
The head shop store worker gave a rude Customer the Pine Apple Express to the Emergency Room.
by Anonymous pine cone August 1, 2021
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red nose express

A sex position where a male motorboats a female in the Ass.
"The female got three red nose expresses last Friday".
by person_with_meanigs May 16, 2016
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When the night ends with true hunger and only a pork pie stuffed into a sloppy minge will suppress the need for sustanence.
"you wouldn't believe how my night ended! Didn't need breakfast after that Saturday night pork pie express!"
by Ernieb182 August 17, 2019
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