Person 1. M and G are Eskimo-in-laws now.
Person 2. How? What’s that?
Person 1. They both slept with twin sisters.
Person 2. That’s crazy!
Person 2. How? What’s that?
Person 1. They both slept with twin sisters.
Person 2. That’s crazy!
by Jimmy Epstien October 22, 2019
Get the eskimo-in-lawsmug. by penis tip 27 January 14, 2022
Get the eskimo sistersmug. by anonymous July 11, 2020
Get the ESKIMO FROZEmug. A guy who's SEXY AS HELL and gets all the girls whenever he pulls up. A GOD AT GAMES and just a god at life girls often say "Eskimo you are a fucking God and sexy as hell"
Eskimo is sexy as hell
by Exonova October 22, 2020
Get the Eskimomug. Cadence sang by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman and rookie marines in the 1987 Vietnam war movie "Fullmetal Jacket"
The eskimo cadence goes as followed:
I don't know but I been told...
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
MMM, good..
Feels good...
Is good...
Real good...
Tastes good...
Mighty good...
Good for you...
Good for me...
I don't know but I been told...
Eskimo pussy is mighty cold.
MMM, good..
Feels good...
Is good...
Real good...
Tastes good...
Mighty good...
Good for you...
Good for me...
by BLUNTft November 29, 2021
Get the Eskimo cadencemug. Act of creating an Alaskan Hot Pocket with your partner to preform the Alaskan Pipeline (AKA Eskimo Popsicle) and then using the Alaskan Pipeline leftovers to knock out your partner and ride the Alaskan Bobsled to victory.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Alaskan Hot Pocket -The glorious act in which one or more persons defecate into a condom, and while holding it from the open end, swings it in a circular motion to ensure that the fecal matter attains the maximum fill capacity of the condom.
Alaskan Pipeline - the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus.
Alaskan Bobsled - While performing intercourse doggie style, the male knocks the female unconscious and proceeds to ride her down the stairs while still engaged in intercourse.
Did you ever clean up the mess from your Eskimo Trifecta?
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
There are 3 type of people that feel the need to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, it is the reason they live alone.
If you find someone willing to complete the Eskimo Trifecta, RUN!!
by The Three Wiseman April 3, 2021
Get the Eskimo Trifectamug. The relationship between one person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with another person that has had sexual relations, NOT including sex, with the same sexual partner. The most common cause is oral sex and it can be considered the lesser form of the Eskimo Brother. Also know as Eskimo Friend and Eskimo Acquaintance.
Sarah gave John a blowjob
Sarah gave Jake a handjob
Jake and John are Eskimo Homies
alternately,
John fingered Sarah
John gave Alice cunnalingus
Sarah and Alice are Eskimo Homies
Sarah gave Jake a handjob
Jake and John are Eskimo Homies
alternately,
John fingered Sarah
John gave Alice cunnalingus
Sarah and Alice are Eskimo Homies
by honordefender November 26, 2013
Get the Eskimo Homiemug.