Donk

A Short,fat,wide person. Similar to a "Chode".

75 percent of the football team is made up of Donks.

by Jigabob12 August 19, 2008

Sea Donkey

An extremely unattractive female who is usually found in dim areas and has lots of lumps. Very much resembles a donkey who just crawled out of the sea.

Girls always look better in dim light. You show up at her house the next day to pick her up and next thing you know a dang ol' sea donkey done jumped in yo' car.

by Thebattles June 16, 2011

donk

n. a contemptibly foolish incompetent or stupid person, a jackass

v. of or acting like a jackass

Ben is such a donk, he's always losing shit and blaming other people.

by donkin' February 5, 2010

Donk

The act of sex; nonreproductive or otherwise.

See that girl with the busted grill. I donked her.

by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004

Donk

A general term to describe and emphasise any sentence; Used at what ever level of harshness wanted.

How's it goin you donk?...Man you some smelly ass donk!
dude you coming out? no staying in with the missus. eurg man she got you right under the donk, you donking imbecile.

by meurvat November 26, 2010

Donk

A Huge Aussie Bloke, that stands around a drinks beer all day, and acts as a body guard. It first appered in the Aussie Movie Crocodile Dundee

I'll put my donk on you

by Aussie Block April 2, 2004

Donk

What skateboarders call a trick that is sketchy or bounces off of the ground.

Dude that trick was donk!

by AlmostSk8er August 18, 2008