driving asian

The act of driving horribly with little regard to those drivers around them. Typically characterized by weaving, sudden lane changes, lack of signaling, too slow or more than likely, too fast. Generally the driver, if seen, is a woman of any age and of Asian decent performing the act of using a cell phone to talk and/or text, apply makeup, drink an espresso latte, etc. Such drivers are nearly always driving a Lexus or some other expensive car, and many drive expensive, large SUV's like an Escalade or Hummer.

Dude, watch out for that big white Escalade with the driver who looks the size a 5 year old, she is most definitely driving Asian!

by Mahogany Ride August 22, 2007

Taxi Driver

The greatest film on the planet

"Taxi Driver fucking rules"

by Trazola Blue May 16, 2003

drive-by

Gangland massacre whereby the assailant(s) will open fire from the window(s) of a slow moving vehicle and speed off once their clips are spent.

There was a drive-by in my hood yesterday

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

drive the bus

(v) ingesting MDMA (ecstasy), and regulating like a gangsta by representing what the sheiiit (i.e. life) is all about.

"me mate dangerous dave took 22 ecstasy and drove the egham to langley village bus better than he's ever driven it before." -Ali G (a quote close to reality)

do you want to drive the bus tonight yo?

driving da bus is fuckin' legit!!!

by Captain Tickles March 26, 2010

drivin' the bitch's car

What worthless darkies do to look "fly", or so they can pimp and deal drugs.

"Look at that yard ape in the Camry. He must be drivin' the bitch's car."

by running out of patience March 20, 2008

DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

When one friend in a group who is the designated driver for the night, continually manages to get drunk whenever it is their turn

Kid 1: Who is DD tonight?

Kid 2: Ramos

Kid 1: Ramos? Damn, I better hold back tonight. That kid always becomes a DDD: Designated Drunk Driver

by MikeyJoy January 13, 2008

drive

to ride in a car while someone else drives

Person in car: I'm driving to the office right now, but I can't talk. I have to finish typing up this report.

Person on phone: While you're driving?

Person in car: Well I'm not DRIVE driving; I'm just driving.

by atds March 8, 2009