douche-a vu

a. Having a sudden sensation, upon meeting an incredibly douchey person, of feeling a rift in space-time, whilst thinking you've met this person before.

b. An obnoxious individual who seems to cheaply imitate the swag of someone you know.
Jenn: (whispers) Doesn't this guy remind of Bobby?

Trish: (whispers back) Yeah, I'm totally having douche-a vu right now.

Jenn: Me too!
by Hey Geez December 06, 2014
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Uncle Douche

The one person in the family who always lets you down and is generally an AHole.
Me: Hey thanks for the golf ball for Christmas.

Uncle Douche: I didn't know what to buy you ill get you back

Me: alright( sounds reasonable)

Situation: 6 months later nothing...3 years later nothing...at his funeral gave him back his golf ball.
by doug longz March 10, 2011
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Douche it down

A gentle reproach to someone tone down their douchery.
"Douche it down, bro! You're coming on too strong here"

"You know Bartholomew, you really need to douche it down"

"What's the problem here, why don't y'all douche the fuck down?!"
by babakamdev September 26, 2011
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douche shtick

One who makes a routine out of being a douche. Likewise, one who dedicates their life, talents, and interests to all things douche.
by Erin E. May 02, 2008
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douche dial

Similar to the concept of drunk dialing, douche dialing is the act of receiving an annoying and unwanted phone call or text message from a complete douche or douche bag. Similar to drunk dialing, douche dialing often involves irritating and repeated phone calls from ex-boyfriends or overly pompous guys trying to score dates with unreceptive girls. However, unlike drunk dialing, douche dialing does not necessarily have to take place late at night. Douche bags can dial phones at any hour.
Last night, I got douche dialed by that complete douchebag, Dan. This is the third time this week he's douche dialed me. Can't he get the picture that I'm not going to go out with him?
by ceili p May 05, 2009
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douche stick

The name for electronic cigarettes and/or vape smoking devices. Mainly named this because people who smoke them are total douche bags.
Dude, don't smoke that douche stick around me.

Haha, check that clown out rockin' the Ed Hardy and hitting the douche stick!
by TheRealReal March 05, 2014
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douche parade

a large gathering of douche bags, all following some pathetic trend. (popped collars for one)
Dude, that club last night, was such a douche parade...
by --Jonathan H. October 31, 2007
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