dumpster diver

One who dives into dumpsters in search of something meaningful. Often done by hackers/phreakers/etc. searching for phone numbers, important documents, and/or credit card numbers.

I saw a dumpster diver searching for numbers to randomly dial so he can hack into computers.

by Blasphemous January 25, 2003

Muff Diver

one who loves katy perry

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts

by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

dick diver

A guy who is exhibiting the instinctual behavior of piling up as many women as possible and then diving into them, dick first.

That guy has been hitting on every women in here. He's such a dick diver.

by LangHack October 26, 2015

Holy Diver

A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage

Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"

by Dosemania September 5, 2006

Dive Fuck

When you just fuck some girl then leave her.

Not like a 1 night stand.
More like a fuck-n-go.

Joey: Dude, I just dive fucked a girl last night.

Friend 1: Nice dood. You didn't just sleep in her bed.

Friend 2: YOU n00b! Get a life.

Joey:Nahh b, I fuck-n-go.

by Pwningn00bz September 25, 2008

Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

When a leathery faced older lady rubs your penis over your black jeans and buys you a coors at a dive bar

That lady just gave me the ol’ Dave’s Dive Bar Dick Rub

by SALosDawg4Eva May 23, 2021

Divestor

A Black lady withdrawing all support for the Black community which includes her time, money, resources, care or concern. She puts her own health, wealth and life first. She will date or marry the best person, regardless of race or culture. She will only support people or causes that benefit her directly and respect her time and efforts.

I’ve been a happy divestor from blackistan for nearly 10 years now and I see no reason in looking back. 💅🏽

by The Happy Divestor💅🏽 May 19, 2021