munge diving

dig up a grave, gotta be a chick, at least 2 shovels would be good. you need at least six foot of plastic tube. get ur buddy to open the coffin, and stick the tube into her vagina hole and put the opposing end in your mouth as your friend cannonballs into the hole and you end up with a perfectly aged mouthful of munge.

ring.....ring.....
hello?
hey nate. this is chilidog.
sup chili!
nuttin. wanna go munge diving tonight?.....full moon!?!?!?
oh hell yeah! let me get my boots and shovel and i will be over!
C copywrighted apr11,2007

by brian gragg April 17, 2007

Skirt Diving

1. Where-in a parter preforms oral sex on a woman who is wearing a dress, from underneath a table, in a public place.

My girl once let me go Skirt Diving at a restaurant full of people.

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

muck diving

Where you find a dead homeless bitch, then someone puts their mouth over her pussy. Then someone jumps on her stomach and you eat whatever comes out. yummy.

Breezy and I went muck diving last weekend, but I wasnt eatin the pussy.

by Spoons April 7, 2005

deviantart

Deviantart is a website where so called "artists" submit their work. It's a good way for emo/anime lovers to make "friends". There is some good artwork on there, but why waste your time making artwork for some crappy site? It's not like you're going to get recognized by some famous artist or something, just by some teenagers who think they know good artwork(which they don't) and write "brilliant!" for every drawing of Naruto they see. If these "artists" were smart, then they'd go to an actual place instead of Deviantart. Also, I feel bad for those models who have to get naked, just because some horny "fashion photographer" couldn't get a real job for an agency and hired a bimbo for free.

Girl: Omigod. This drawing of Johnny Depp took me 100,000 hours to make and color, but I've finally finished. Now I can submit to some retarded website that no one cares about.
Commenter: Brilliant!(stupid comment) But, the pupil of his left eye is a bit too small.
Girl: AW SHIT!


Boy: Yeesss, my anime flash of Naruto and his girlfriend is complete! And it only took me 2 days with no sleep!
Commenter: The bet artwork I've ever seen! (not) Brilliant!


Model: Heeeyy! I'm here for my Vogue photoshoot.
So-called "fashion photographer": Okay, now get naked.
Model: Hey! Why are you the only one here? Isn't this for Vogue!
SCFD: No bimbo! This is for deviantart.com! Now take off your clothes!
Model: For what?!

by Hhihopjsojdos January 3, 2009

Shaun Diviney

Shaun Diviney The Princess is lead singer of Short Stack who has a mass Jungle and plays guitar while making hand or arm movements in some songs

Boys Like Girls: " I wonder if Andy Clemmensen or Bradie Webb get lost in Shauns Diviney jungle "

Good Charlotte: " Ohh nahh man princess Shaun Diviney would crack a mental and shave it off! "

by Natashahahaha March 28, 2011

Scuba Diving

Spending an excessive amount of time in the bathroom/loo/privy, especially when others need to use it. Scuba Diving can interfere with other peoples' busy schedules, as there is much time wasted. Whilst sometimes a person may spend a long time on the toilet due to legitimate natural reasons, roughly 80-90% of Scuba Diving is caused by reading newspapers, making phone calls, or playing around with electronics devices. Scuba Diving can be done by both men and women, but under different circumstances: for instance, women naturally spend absurd amounts of time in the bathroom usually messing around in the mirror as is, whilst men can spend about 30 minutes on the can playing Angry Birds or something.

The term comes from the idea that the reason why the person is in the bathroom so long is because they're literally swimming around in the toilet water rather than doing their intended business.

Ted: For Christ's sake, man, Billy's been in there for like 45 minutes! I have to take a piss really bad!
George: I know, me too -- what the hell is he doing, Scuba Diving in there!?

Roger: Damn it, I got to shit really bad, but there's only one available stall in our building's men's room, and some damn old guy's been in there for ages with his newspaper. God damn it, I hate Scuba Diving!

Jason: Dude, we've been waiting for a fucking long time to go and pick up our pizza. What the hell were you doing in there, Scuba Diving?
Tom: Nah brah, I got the Farmville app!

by Bo Andysin February 10, 2014

Muff diving

to orally please a women with a muff.

I went muff diving last night

by LilJOnWhattt August 26, 2005