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Goat Disease

The disability to stop being goated at everything
Dang bro I’m so goated I think I have Goat Disease.
by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020
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Vector of disease

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.
Watch out! Vector of disease bearing down on you at twelve o'clock!
by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020
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Halpert's Disease

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020
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Crankington's disease

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017
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Carkinson's Disease

The intense shaking qualities of a beaten-up or old car while the engine is running.
I can't read this guy's license plate because its too shaky, that thing's got Carkinson's Disease!
by Nappinappi November 18, 2010
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Jackett Disease

#1. The art of being so bored that you end up chewing off your own shirt for something to do.
Today in class i had Jackett Disease so now im shirtless!
by anal vibrations August 25, 2010
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Tar Disease

A fictional disease in where the subject bottles up negative emotions for too long, causing the subject's eyes and mouth to fill up with a tar-like substance until they either suffocate or tell someone their feelings.
The Tar Disease was dangerous, she knew that, but even as she tried to reject the sticky fluids filling up her throat, she knew she couldn't release her feelings for everyone to see.

He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.
by KobaChan May 11, 2021
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