by VERIFIED word March 30, 2020

(n.) children, especially maskless children in pandemics, who run around unattended, spewing their disease with random whimsy.
by Woodrow Saltpaw June 1, 2020

A psychological compulsion in which the individual reacts to a stressful situation by looking sarcastically at a camera, real or imaginary. Named after the fictional character, Jim Halpert of the US Office.
"What the hell are you looking at?"
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
"I don't know, I... thought there was a camera..."
"Dude, you might have Halpert's disease."
by TheWisemanWB September 30, 2020

The act of Cranking down so roughly and vigourously that the entire body goes into a jerking fit that resembles the shaking symptoms of Parkington's disease. Crankington's disease effects all age groups, and the results can be catastrophic, even resulting in loss of ability to crank.
Yages was cranking down so hard in the bathroom that he can't stop himself from shaking, hes got Crankington's Disease!
by Choad and Derse January 2, 2017

by Nappinappi November 18, 2010

by anal vibrations August 25, 2010

A fictional disease in where the subject bottles up negative emotions for too long, causing the subject's eyes and mouth to fill up with a tar-like substance until they either suffocate or tell someone their feelings.
The Tar Disease was dangerous, she knew that, but even as she tried to reject the sticky fluids filling up her throat, she knew she couldn't release her feelings for everyone to see.
He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.
He wiped the tar dripping from his eyes as his vision clouded.
by KobaChan May 11, 2021
