Clinical depression

Also referred to as major depressive disorder, major depression, unipolar disorder or simply depression, this illness is a psychiatric condition marked by severe feelings of despondency and dejection, typically accompanied by changes in eating and sleeping habits, anhedonia (loss of interest), fatigue, somatic pain and, at the extreme, suicide ideation. Also occurs in bipolar disorder (depressed phase).
Clinical depression is a serious mental illness and quite different to the ordinary sadness we all experience from time to time.
by Doc_B April 14, 2015
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ipod depression

when your ipod is out of battery and you are imcapable of charging.
Dude this car ride sucks. I'm suffering from ipod depression.
by mattypatty February 12, 2009
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Depressive Aggressive

When a person in casual conversation drops extremely depressing information in an order to derail the conversation to a more depressing state.
Person 1:"Hey this restaurant is really great!"

Person 2: "Yeah, but that time I was here my ex punched me in the face."

Person 1: "...fuck...way too be depressive aggressive."
by Carlnewburg March 06, 2016
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Fake depression

Someone who claims to have depression but normally has intentions to gain attention and fish for compliments and pity. They act sad and try and look depressed and complain obsessively about how they have it. They also will not accept help because deep down they know that its fake and they want all the attention. These people will also say that they have no friends even if they have many. They also use other people as therapists and never consider other people because they're "too sad" to give a sh*t. I kinda pity people who do this because they dont realise how people with depression really feel therefore mimick them.
"hey you look kinda sad are you okay?"
"I'm just really sad because of my depression and i wanna die!"
"What can I do to help?"
"Oh its my (fake depression) you can't do anything about it now im gonna cry and be an emo!"
by peach.maru April 14, 2020
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contact depression

talking or being around some one so depressed you your self get depressed
melanie: im so depressed from life, it's just pointless to go on i can't stand it.

everyone within 5 feet of her : THANKS FOR GIVING US A CONTACT DEPRESSION NOW WE NEED TO GO FIND SUMTHING TO CHEER US UP
by Vash Maverick April 27, 2010
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roisa depression

a diagnosis for people suffering from a lack of sleep, happiness, and motivation after witnessing the horrors the precious roisa ship has gone through
after seeing what the jane the virgin writers did to break up rose and luisa AGAIN, i was suffering from some serious roisa depression
by apple1029384756 February 07, 2018
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Depression Dick

When you get too depressed to jerk off. Usually used when someone regularly jerks off.
Guy 1: "Did you jerk off last night?"
Guy 2: "Nah man, I had depression dick."
by NotARealPerson2 December 07, 2018
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