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David

trash at fortnite you will crush him at the because he is hilariously bad at the game when you crush him in a 1 v 1 he will trash talk you for a hour straight
David tried to build a wall but got headshotted.
by fam master February 19, 2019
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David: a penny pincher at heart. On the outside, he displays a real good looking guy who loves to hang out with people. But at heart, he doesn’t pay for shit. Every girlfriend he’s had complains that he doesn’t spend money on anyone but himself, and barely at that. He needs to end up on Extreme Cheapskates tbh.
Boy: Lets just get samples at the frozen yogurt bar for our date!
Girl: you’re being such a David.
by Eyeslipsface December 7, 2020
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Someone who got demoted in clash of clan and enjoy feeding in League of Legends, stuck in plat and can only carry silver games
guy 1: "damn, is that a David right there?"
guy 2:"Gotta dodge this ranked game!"
by Franceisbacon August 15, 2018
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A trampy manky disgusting chink who nobody likes / cares about

Ps. Swav isne a word
Oh nut is that David? hide my dug
by David is a poof June 19, 2020
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a man who won’t mind his damn business
David: wait why does johnny have so many soaps?
johnny: mIND YO DAMN BUSINESS DAVID
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David is very sweet and loyal loves his friends hates racists, sexists, ableists, homophobes, transphobies, xenophobes, and any other groups of people who hate others because of their race, religion,sexual orientation,gender identity, or disability,
David I love you

Johnny I know

David I saw some assholes that are homophobes I hate them

Johnny I know you hate them
by Boogereater69 September 22, 2020
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A tall ass giant who is too fucking loud when he plays his fucking instrument that fucks james in the ass
David is a bitch
by Koolkidsklan February 15, 2020
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