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Dog

The skittle you find in your underpants after a party that you eat and are confused because it tastes good.
" Yeah I found I found like four dogs in my pants this morning, that party was pretty crazy".
by Togles March 17, 2017
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Dog

Person1: Look at that fluffy ass dog! Bet he likes to eat up bitches as well as meat.
Person2: Damnit Daniel, don’t talk about our savior that way, for he is god!
by belowbasic January 27, 2019
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Dog

by None of ya dam business December 28, 2018
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Dog

A persons best friend, likes to go on walks, eat food, cuddle with their owners, but also have a scense of fun when needed. A dog is a great animal who can learn a few tricks, and will try to protect you when unusual things sound or happen. If you disrespect a dog, you dont deserve one.
P1: Do you have a dog?

P2: Yeah, Its amazing! So glad i adopted one. He always wants to be around me.
by By a teenage girl. June 24, 2018
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Dog

The most truest creature that licks your tears when the fakest person makes you cry.
The dog licked her tears as she was crying
by realfeels March 27, 2019
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Dog

If you are searching ‘dog’ up on urban dictionary, I can assume a few things about you

1: you were searching up something embarrassing and quickly searched up dog as somebody walked in.

2: you were masturbating and somebody walked in, so to act normal you just searched up dog.

3: you are extremely bored

4: you are an alien from outer space and have never seen a dog in your life

5: you are a cat person and wish to find dog pictures that you can throw darts at.
“Bro, today I was searching up naked women, and my mum came up the stairs so I quickly just searched up dog! It was hilarious man”
“Haha”
by Hols9876 June 2, 2020
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Dog

The best animal ever, everyone’s favorite animal. Dogs are furry, funny, curious animals that usually like to play. They are smart, cute, and hilarious. They can be guard dogs and help people, or can just be your best friend. They are loyal and care about you, they usually love visitors, children, or other animals. When they make a mistake (for example if they are puppies) no matter how mad you are, you laugh because they are just to cute to be mad at. They can cuddle with you protect you and love you. They are your best friend.
by I’malittlegirlthing November 22, 2017
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