Me: You know that redneck bitch Mikaylla that lives in the trailer park?
Friend: Yeah why?
Me: She gave me a Sloppy Dallas and had my dick lookin like a swamp log
Friend: Yeah why?
Me: She gave me a Sloppy Dallas and had my dick lookin like a swamp log
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Him: All that dip spit that's gonna go down my shaft is making me HORNY
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by OrangeTrinity October 15, 2020
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