daffy duck

when you put fart goo into a womans vagina, superglue feathers to your penis and fuck her, which will sound like a duck quacking

dude i totaly daffy ducked my girlfriend yesterday" "dude what the fuck

by lucastbeast July 7, 2010

Daff

1. Lame beyond reason
2. something with a disappointing outcome.

thats hella daff that we lost the game.

by bronxbaby August 18, 2009

DAFI

Down Ass Freak Immediatly

A female who is quick to do anything sexual.

Me: I need me a DAFI.
You : What's a DAFI?
Me: A Down Ass Freak Immediatly!!!

by grouty May 8, 2014

daft cunt

when the music you listen to is kinda horny....

Louisa: So, Johnny you want to listen to One Direction?

Johnny: Nah, I prefer daft cunt instead of that gay trash

by Ri5004 November 28, 2016

DaFaygo

A silly mexican with excellent guarding ability.

They should post defaygo's on the US side of the border to stop mexicans from coming over but that would defeat the purpose of trying to stop mexicans cause dafaygos are mexicans.

by Mike G March 30, 2005

daftboot

(verb)
Pronunciation: /dæftbu:t/

to projectile vomit with an arc of spray greater than 2 radians.

The word is a portmanteau of Daft Punk and boot, and refers to especially epic vomit spectacles that mimic Daft Punk's live performances in their grandeur of display. Similarities may be found between the spread of the laser lights and the spread of chunks throughout the area that has been daftbooted upon.

Sayre was so wasted! She daftbooted all over the middle stall in the bathroom!

Don't drink too much or you will daftboot.

by LairdG January 5, 2009

Daft Egg

A daft egg is an individual who does something stupid or laughable and is kindly and affectionately laughed at by their friends.

Friend 1: "Did you hear, he fell down a toilet?"
Friend 2: "No, that is so funny"
Daft Egg: "Yeah, it was pretty funny"
Friend 2: "You are such a daft egg"

by Mashyyylalala May 15, 2011