muffin cruncher

A female who prefers muffin to schlong.

She doesn't seem to like guys; I think she's a muffin cruncher.

by seymour heines February 26, 2008

credit crunch lunch

to eat a cheap meal at lunch time because you are skint i.e. bread and jam or corn flakes etc

Paul: I'm going to the sandwich shop at lunch time, you want anything?

Tom: Nah i'm havin a credit crunch lunch

by dirtyfalang January 29, 2009

captain crunching

v. The eating of anal pubic hairs.

I was captain crunching this bitch last night and he pooped on my face.

by mr potter March 11, 2010

Techno-crunch

The cringe like feeling during the period of time when you are debating on whether to buy technology and find yourself trying to find the cheapest deal available, even if you cannot really afford it.

Mike: I had to wait a month for my G3 phone to be returned from HTC, while it was under the 12 month warranty.

You: Did they charge you?

Mike: Can you believe it? They charged me $39.00 for returning my $#!%.

You: At least it wasn't the $100.00 deductible by Asurion. It seems like everyone's feeling the techno-crunch post 9/11.

by jcontreras September 4, 2010

pal-crunchin'

seeing as many friends as possible on an individual basis in one evening by foot, bike, car, or any other means of transportation.

Pal: "Hey man, it's midnight on Wednesday, what are you doing here?"

You: "Just hittin you up for fun to catch up on life and do the same with everyone else in town I can tonight. I'm pal-crunchin'."

by stazagrip April 11, 2011

Pussy Crunch

When a woman's vagina is so tight that when you get your penis in it hurts.

"Damn, Her pussy was so tight that shit gave me pussy crunch!"

by 666windwaker666 June 3, 2015

Cranberry Almond Crunch

When you give someone a bowl of rocks and milk and trick them into eating it, so they mouth get all bloody, and they teeth fall out like cranberry almonds.

I have to wear dentures now because Denise served me a cranberry almond crunch.

by Storm Thurmond July 7, 2010