a cruise

(v.); to be charged for some shit you didnt do.

"you aint gonna a cruise me of that shit"

by nonpimpat10 May 10, 2008

Tom Cruise

An above average American actor whose highest level of medical training was playing the role of a car salesman whose brother was autistic (Rain Man).

Also: Trained to prescribe drugs (primarily ALCOHOL) preparing for his role as a bartender in "Cocktail", maybe toxic viral agents since he played a minor role in MI2.

Random Guy:"Dude! I got me a banging hangover from those shots last night"
Tom Cruise:"Headaches don't exist, drink this sissy umbrella coctail and hold me!"
Random Guy:"Ouch! Did you just stick me in the ass with a needle?"
Tom Cruise:"Don't ask and I won't tell"

by NKAWTG August 2, 2005

cruiser

Someone that trys to invite themselves into a group before they are welcome. Has similar characteristics as a duche bag or tool.

How did you and demetri become friends? I think he really was a cruiser and worked his way into the circle.

by t-bag55 October 6, 2009

cruised

Finding a movie, book, article, website, and/or song that you would normally find entertaining or interesting but because of the creator, author or performer's personality you lose interest in watching, reading, or listening to said media. Also known as "The Tom Cruise Effect"

"Val Kilmer totally cruised that movie for me, so I'll wait to see it at the dollar movie theater."

by slarti May 17, 2006

cruisewales

Gay People online in Wales

by Gareth@CruiseWales October 7, 2003

booze cruise

an event where people go out on a ship or boat to consume lots of alcohol and party

I signed us up for a booze cruise later on the hudson, bring some buds!

by 102020309fjs October 28, 2020

tom cruise

The fuckin best actor of the last 20 years, with such great movies as TAPS, Top Gun, Minority Report, Vanilla Sky, Eyes Wide Shut, and War of the Worlds. Has recently been flamed for being in love with the beautiful Katie Holmes (HE ISNT GAY) and practicing a relion other than Christianity......SO WHAT! Catholicism is a disease.

Steven Spielberg likes to have Tom Cruise star in his recent blockbusters.

by falconbox July 21, 2005