Cramp a knick-knack

1) Verb: When getting down to the business with a girl, cramping a knick-knack is the sequence of removing her underwear, scratching them, sniffing them, scrunching them up and then throwing them on the floor.

2) The past tense of shtting your pants.

1) Lad 1: Did you bring that chick back last night?
Lad 2: Y'all better know dat! I did cramp a knick-knack.

2) Nicky Nicky Shinder: I just cramped my knick-knack again! Will have to buy some new Primark undies!

by NiftyCreature February 6, 2013

crampsation

It’s when your moving beyond your flexibility and you CRAMP and you like it!

Omg I crampsationed my butt during yoga today!

by Whitney_yoga July 17, 2019

Cramps

Meaning cool or funny, usually used by people from South East Perth.

“Bro Liam just spewed up all over himself”

“Hahahaha, thats cramps cunt”

by Churtothatone October 24, 2019

Banana Cramer

When one shoves one or more dildo in there vagina or asshole and gets it stuck

"I hear people calling you a Banana Cramer"

by DirectoryAura May 19, 2016

Lego Cramps

The pain from building so many legos in you’re hands or better yet hand cramps.

I wish I could build the Lego Death Star but I got Lego cramps.
The two things I hate about building legos is finishing the build and Lego cramps.
Don’t build that Lego to fast you will get Lego cramps.

by Pish17 December 28, 2021

shit cramp lamp

A head lamp. When primitive camping and end up having to *find a spot" to shit in the middle of the night!!! It helps free up both your hands for when it's time to take care of the paperwork!!! If you've ever had to try and hold a flashlight between your shoulder and cheek so you don't get shit on it you'll realize you need a shit cramp lamp!!!

Dude, I don't think I wiped good enough last night when I shit in the woods cause my ass itches like crazy!!! Me: "did you wipe until the paper was clean?" Buddy: dude, I couldn't see cause it was completely dark out!!! Me: you need a shit cramp lamp so you can make sure you get your ass cleaned good enough!!!

by LillDaryl January 4, 2023

bag of cramps

a party pooping negative nancy who (figuratively) barfs on your face and destroys the good things in life.

oh for heavens sake lance you've done it now! You and your bag of cramps grandparents have clogged my pipes.

by storkio jonkorkio December 9, 2008