The technical term for "the ideal man"
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
Qualifications include owning cats, playing the kazoo, and being amazing at dad jokes, especially pick-up lines
by Fizzy?! October 29, 2023
Get the Craig mug.Craiging can be what ever you want it to be. From shananigans and Tom foolery, to bobbing for apples, craiging has infinite meanings.
The boys and I went craiging in a cornfield.
Let’s go commit arson while craiging.
I love craiging this Detroit Style pizza, because it’s really really good!
Let’s go commit arson while craiging.
I love craiging this Detroit Style pizza, because it’s really really good!
by Rizzy Detroit man January 6, 2024
Get the Craiging mug.A perfect example of a real man. He's someone that loves hard and doesn't give up on the ones he loves no matter how bad it gets. He's a true blessing to have on your side, but watch out if you're on his bad side because Craig's don't play. He's someone you can take home to your family. He's a sex God so every female wants him. He's someone that you'll regret ever losing. He's a different kind of breed, someone you can't help but to fall in love with.
Jon Craig is one kick ass guy.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
Jon Craig is one hell of a lover
You see that Craig over there, I'm going to marry that man some day.
by BearCherryPie January 15, 2024
Get the Jon Craig mug.You are suffering from "Curse of Craig" when Microsoft Teams decides to play hide and seek with your online status, acting all mysterious and crashing like it's auditioning for a sci-fi thriller. Additionally, when the crash hits, it's like Teams just dropped the mic and left the building.
It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.
So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
It's like Craig, the mischievous Teams gremlin, decided to mess with your vibes. Your status? Offline. Your sanity? Hanging by a thread. It's the Teams version of a glitchy rollercoaster, throwing unexpected loops and turns when you least expect it. You're sending messages into the void, hoping against hope that your coworkers don't think you've ghosted the whole squad.
So, next time Teams decides to play hide-and-seek with your online presence, just know you've fallen victim to the Curse of Craig.
As I was gearing up for the most crucial virtual meeting of the week, the Curse of Craig hit me like a rogue wave.
by GarroshIcecream January 17, 2024
Get the Curse of Craig mug.by Roy is a poor imigrant January 17, 2024
Get the Pulled A Craig mug.When a man loves to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
Get the Corner Craig mug.When a male likes to film and jerk his cock in the corner to his wife getting railed by a fake doctor.
by Ken Larson January 20, 2024
Get the Corner Craig mug.