Counter Sex

When your girlfriend cheats on you and as revenge you have sex with the guy in question.

"Dude my gf cheated on me with my brother."
"Man you should totally Counter Sex her."

by Terminalsicknessman March 5, 2017

countrizen

The people in countries.

The guy is a countrizen of USA .

by Nancy dree June 20, 2017

Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018

counter troll

Answering the troll with such outmost sincerity it completely wrecks the whole point of trolling.

- Jeez, don't feed the trolls.
- Shut-up and counter troll the mf instead.

by Mr. Cocksson December 3, 2017

counter kid

A person who was born on the turn of the century, thus their age is “counted” by the current year.

“How old is Bob?”
“He’s a counter kid”
“Oh he must be 17 then”

by Magnificat December 11, 2017

counter bail

When you originally suggest and make plans, then at the first sign of the other members bailing, you bail first

I was going to go out with Dakota but then he said he might not be able to make it so I counter bailed and said I definitely couldn’t make it actually.

by Thomasdeegan January 23, 2018

Counter-Doubt

A counter "attack" when someone "presses X to doubt."

Boy: I FINALLY GOT LAID!
Dad: LOL, press X to doubt.
Boy: Press R3 to Counter-Doubt.

by Damanjan May 10, 2018