Cotton Eyed Joe

When the male member is outside the confines of his trousers, while keeping his trousers up
I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
by kc slinga May 26, 2011
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cotton candy swirl

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and swirls her tounge around the tip like the way they swirl when making cotton candy.
That girl gave me the cotton candy swirl, best bj ever.
by SudaPhed April 25, 2015
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Cotton Summa Camp

A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!
"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 12, 2010
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Cotton-eyed hoe

That cotton-eyed hoe on Colfax gave me the best blowjob of my life!
by LateKissy January 03, 2016
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chasing the cotton mouse

When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.

String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."
by Tyler Dunkle November 07, 2015
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cotton ball diet

A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
by birdy93 October 23, 2015
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orange cotton candy

pubic hair of redheaded people
that ginger has a lot of orange cotton candy
by PatmaHeiny February 05, 2011
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