I went back to a guys apartment, and we were on the couch gettin' hot and heavy, but I was taken offguard when he presented me with a cotton eyed joe.
by kc slinga October 4, 2011
Get the Cotton Eyed Joemug. A summer retreat for juvenile assholes to go and enjoy outdoor festivities like: shit sculpting : pirannah dodge ball : and placing your dick in a moving blender. Fun 4 all !!
"Hey Booker. I heard you got your first hand job at Cotton Summa Camp this year."
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
"Yep. But my brothers hands were chapped and it hurt like a motherfucker!"
" Damn son...You nasty !!"
by Bel Aire Beeryan April 11, 2010
Get the Cotton Summa Campmug. When a girl is giving you a blowjob and swirls her tounge around the tip like the way they swirl when making cotton candy.
by SudaPhed April 25, 2015
Get the cotton candy swirlmug. When your gal is on her shark week amd you're horney, you stick your hands in her pants to find the string to pull it out of her vagina.
String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
String refers to the tail of the cotton mouse.
"Bro we were on the couch netflixing and chill and it took me only 5 mins before I was chasing the cotton mouse."
by Tyler Dunkle January 9, 2016
Get the chasing the cotton mousemug. A dangerous "diet" where you dip a cotton ball into juice or sauce and then eat it, causing it to expand in your stomach, therefore making you feel full without all the calories.
Person 1: Why's she in the hospital?
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
Person 2: She tried the cotton ball diet and has to get them removed, they don't digest properly
Person 1: Damn.
by birdy93 December 17, 2015
Get the cotton ball dietmug. A prostitute with cataracts
by LateKissy April 14, 2016
Get the Cotton-eyed hoemug. pubic hair of redheaded people
by PatmaHeiny March 3, 2011
Get the orange cotton candymug.