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goose is cooked

An idiom meaning ... Finally she gets her come-uppance
The boss was such a cow that complaints were made .. Finally the goose is cooked
by Chz6173 January 12, 2016
mugGet the goose is cookedmug.

lane cook

A very condescending asshole. Who just wants to kill people for a living and not give a shit why. He likes sucking his own cock and pretending like he's ever had sex with a female that doesn't have an infected vagina. He likes to make friends with people that are less powerful than him so that he can always have someone to put down and increase his own self esteem even though people still view him as a giant dick. And... he is most likely going to admit to being gay when he joins the military and want to join a broadway musical.

If you see a lane immediately turn and walk in the opposite direction without making eye contact.
"I cant wait to masturbate when I get home. Then go pick on some little kids to make my self feel better." "Dude, dont be such a lane cook!"
by bhaught98 November 5, 2013
mugGet the lane cookmug.

Dane Cook

One of the funniest mutha fuckas I've ever seen. Enough said.
by mysterygirlthatyouwillneverkno December 6, 2009
mugGet the Dane Cookmug.

alex cooke

the biggest legend he is a great man and all the chicks dig him. if you see him you should go give him a blow.
wow look at that its Alex Cooke can I wanna fuck him
by beersybum June 24, 2019
mugGet the alex cookemug.

mark cook

Someone who repeatedly dies in absurd and interesting ways, yet mysteriously the next day is up and about. Similar to Kenny from South Park.
Mark Cook got shot in the head eight times yesterday and this afternoon I saw him at Taco Bell.
by Scandalouspoop October 11, 2016
mugGet the mark cookmug.

cook house

A trailer thats insides are made into a kitchen,and in the kitchen, circus folk make food for the whole circus to eat. At the cook house 2 meals are made each day,Lunch and Dinner.
Where are you going?
I am going to the cook houseto get something to eat.
by Pixie D October 29, 2007
mugGet the cook housemug.

mouth cooking

The act of chopping food ingredients with one's mouth in order to prepare it for cooking.
I just did some mouth cooking...look at this delicious salad!
by superdupersassy January 23, 2020
mugGet the mouth cookingmug.

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