coodles

A portmanteau of the phrase "cup noodles".

1)
J: Man, I'm starving.
D: All we got is some coodles.

2)
J: Aww, shit, man! I got coodles all over my jeans.
D: Yum.

by Jaen May 2, 2010

Cockblocked by Tim Cook

Just like cockblocked by steve jobs....only Tim Cook is the new CEO. When you are about to hit on somebody, only they pull out their ipod and plug in their headphones, blocking them from the outside world.

Jacob: Saw this girl on the train on the way to atlanta, was about to go hit on her but then she pulled out her ipod....

Chris: Damn son you got cockblocked by Steve Jobs.

Jacob: Nope....cockblocked by Tim Cook.

by Juhurty October 5, 2011

cockdrop

When one draws a dick, most often on a sticky note, and inconspicuoulsly places it where someone else will find it. The best cockdroppers will draw both shaft and balls, and drop on the most unexpecting people. Cockdrop may also be used as an insult to assholes.

" I was going to put some money in the offering at church, but instead I decided to cockdrop their asses!"

" hey fag, lick my ballsack from crack to sack and back you dirty cockdrop"

by nelvinbibbons May 22, 2010

liam cook

A real mod he loves all things mod. He also has a really small penis. He likes to ride around on his lambretta and listen to musicians like the who and other such people. He will also have way to many mirrors on his scooter which he and his other friends that are also moded call a lambretta.

that paul wella is a right liam cook

by henrysanders1996 October 1, 2011

cooka

shortened nickname for the word cookie, wherein cookie is also used as a nickname.

jeffrey's nickname is cookie, but i prefer to call him cooka.

by widowerzsabet December 9, 2008

David Cook

The winner of American Douchebag season 7. His career will last until next years American Idol begins and everyone forgets him

American Idol fan 1: OMG! David Cook won OMG! I so wanted him to win.
American Idol fan 2: I wanted him to win too...to bad we'll forget about him when the new season starts.

by JustinC. May 22, 2008

Cookah

A word to describe either one or multiple cookies that just sounds so good and delicious that you have to pull an Eric Cartman towards the end of the word, "cookie."

"Holy crap, I really want a cookah!"

by Honey Smith March 17, 2010