2 pt conversion 

the act of trying to convert vaginal sex to anal sex while in the doggie style position without the female knowing

After scoring with a chick wasn't going to be enough the only way to win the game was to go for the 2 pt conversion.

2 pt conversion by Greenbergesa August 24, 2006

Nonversation 

A non-converation where two or more people greet each other but do not follow with a conversation, but instead follow with an awkward silence, that can result in figeting and short quick glances around the room.

Zack: So, how did you like my friend Michael?
Matthew: He's really nice, but after you left we had a really weird nonversation. It was really awkward!
Zack: Man, I hate those.

Nonversation by Supersequoia December 28, 2008

Condensation 

The form of conversation which takes place with a dense person.

Oh God! I just had the dumbest condensation with Jen

Condensation by Smejie April 11, 2010

nonversation 

When you're sitting at a table full of people (pref. boisterous and social) but you're between two conversations, and no matter how hard you try, you can't seem to get into either of them.

So you end up staring at your drink.

Sad.

Alone.

"Hey Rod, why so quiet?"

"Wha--? Oh sorry -- I'm stuck in the nonversation over here."

nonversation by rizz to the slizz December 28, 2005

conversatin 

Does anyone else find it fucking hilarious that MasterPlan thinks "conversating" is a word?

I got a 400 on the SAT's English section!?!?! D:

conversatin by wutufux July 20, 2004

law of conservation of nug 

a general rule that states the amount of weed you possess is exactly the amount you originally bought minus what was smoked already

'dude, easy on the blunts, remember the law of conservation of nug'

law of conservation of nug by Chudaddy November 20, 2011

conversational reflexes 

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny

A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"

conversational reflexes by Teh Noj October 1, 2009